I used to loath this question when I was a massage therapist. Tipsy people LOVE trying to get free backrubs and I can't tell you how many men responded with, "I bet you're good with your hands." *insert eyeroll here*

For awhile I actually did make up careers, especially if I didn't know many people. There are people out there who believe I'm a professional skydiver, marine biologist, or interior designer ha!

I feel for your experiences and am cracking up while reading them so thanks for sharing haha